- Lauren: I got the Patronus Patrol on the grim patrol // A foe that wanna make sure my casket's closed // Magic critics that say he's "Expelliarmus, hoes" // I'm from under the stairs, what type of facts are those?
- Sarah: out of control
- Lauren: It took me a good 10 minutes to come up with those. inspired by this, of course: http://bit.ly/ut131B
Yes, we make cocktails, but we are also the host of the party. A bartender is part salesman, part showman, and part mixologist. It is our job to be many things to many people, from chaperone to enabler, and the first part of that job is to talk to people. Period.
So I will pass along the advice I received when I started working behind a bar. If you’re just getting started in the beautiful business of working in bars, start with being nice. Then you can make all the cocktails you want.” —Michael J. Neff